Sex Laws

♠ Posted by kayrozz in Anda Dan Seks,Sex Laws,Undang-undang Dalam Seksual at 8:33 PM

Not in any book, but there are in life. And sex is a very important part of it. Some took the time and kept notes. To see what happens when experience speaks ...

1. The more beautiful the woman who loves you, the easier it is to leave without guilt.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you do if you ever offered exploits, because it will never be exactly the same as last time.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. The sex lasts too little, but it has the power to create the greatest problems.

6. The best remedy for sex is more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% of what we are and 50% of what people think about us.

8. Never have sex with someone who works in the same office with us.

9. Sex is like snow: you never know how many cm will fall and how it can last.

10. The virginity is something that can be cured.

11. When the wife learned to understand, her husband usually stops listening to him.

12. Never sleep with someone crazier than you.

13. The characteristics of a man who is attracted to a woman just can not stand those years later.

14. Sex is dirty only if it is done correctly.

15. The best way to keep a man being in your arms.

16. With the lights closed all women are beautiful.

17. Sex is hereditary: If your parents do not, you will not even do it.

18. Before you meet the handsome prince must kiss many frogs.

19. There are few things better than sex and some worse than this. But there is nothing like this.

20. If the effort made to understand the female temperament go to space research, will now Sell hot dogs on the moon.

21. You can not kid a month, leaving 9 women pregnant.

22. Love is the triumph of imagination over the intelligence.

23. It is better to love and be hurt than not love at all.

24. Thou shall not commit adultery. Unless you have an appetite.

25. Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you.

26. Never quarrel with a woman when she is tired - or relaxing.

27. The woman never forgets the man she had in her life - her husband again the woman could not have.

28. Never say no.

29. A man can be happy with any woman, not enough to love him.

30. Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The remaining 8 are completely insignificant.

31. When you smile, people always wonder what you think.

32. Do not start something if you can not finish.

33. There is no difference between a wise man and a stupid man when fall in love.

34. "This will not hurt, I promise!".