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Edisi Potong! : ANU Yang Bernama

♠ Posted by kayrozz in Anda Dan Seks,jenayah di malaysia,potong kemaluan,Sex Laws,Sex Limitations,Sexual

Kepada perogol bersiri, berita tergempar ini mungkin akan menjadikan mimpi paling ngeri seumur hidup anda. Siapa kata ANU tidak bernama. Sah Ada Nama!!! Bila ia boleh dijadikan bahan bukti, sudah tentu boleh dibawa ke balai polis kerana ia mempunyai tanda nama (name tag)..kih kih kih. Aku tak tahu berapa tahun nak meraung kalau dah hilang ANU. Menangis air mata asid pun belum tentu kalau disambung masih berfungsi lagi. Anu...Anu...kau ada nama rupanya. Itulah pasalnya, kalau dah dijadikan bahan bukti boleh tahu siapa nama si ANU. Atoyaiii!!!!

Wanita bawa kemaluan lelaki yang menyerangnya ke balai polis

DHAKA: Seorang wanita berusia 40 tahun memotong kemaluan seorang lelaki yang didakwa cuba merogol dan membawanya ke balai polis sebagai bukti, kata polis di sini, hari ini.

Ketua Polis daerah itu, Abul Khaer berkata, wanita itu yang sudah berkahwin, diserang suspek ketika sedang tidur di rumahnya di daerah Jhalakathi, kira-kira 200 kilometer selatan Dhaka malam Sabtu lalu.

"Ketika suspek cuba merogol mangsa, wanita itu memotong kemaluannya dengan sebilah pisau. Dia kemudiannya membungkus kemaluan itu dalam beg dan membawanya ke balai polis Jhalakathi sebagai bukti jenayah," katanya.

Kemaluan itu disimpan di balai polis dan suspek sedang menjalani rawatan di hospital. - AFP

Sumber [beritaharian]

Hukum Bercinta Di Internet

♠ Posted by kayrozz in Cinta Internet,Cinta Maya,Sex Laws,Sexual,Sosial

Kawan saya telah memperkenalkan saya dengan seorang lelaki hanya melalui internet. Pada mulanya saya sering bertanya tentang agama lebih-lebih lagi tentang masalah yang saya hadapi. Ternyata lelaki tersebut adalah ustaz dan masih bujang. Suatu hari, kawan saya juga bertanya mengenai agama kepada ustaz tersebut melalui emel.

Dalam emel dia, kawan saya itu berusaha memperkenalkan saya dengan ustaz tersebut dan ternyata ustaz tersebut ingin sekali berkenalan dengan saya. Hari-hari berlalu, perkenalan saya dengan ustaz tersebut masih berterusan walaupun hanya melalui internet. Tidak lama kemudian, ustaz tersebut mengutarakan niatnya untuk berkenalan dengan saya lebih dekat atau secara istilahnya, bercinta. Tawaran dia saya terima dengan senang hati kerana akhlaknya yang baik dimana dia akan dapat membimbing saya ke jalan yang benar jika Allah mempertemukan jodoh kami dan inilah lelaki impian saya.

Suatu hari dia ada mengirim emel kepada saya dan emalnya ada mengatakan kata-kata sayang, salam rindu dan apa sahaja seperti layaknya seperti orang yang sedang bercinta dan saya pun membalas salam tersebut. Malah ustaz tersebut berniat untuk menemui saya dalam waktu terdekat ini kerana serius dalam hal ini. Entahlah, apa yang akan terjadi seterusnya. Wallahu a’lam

Crazy Sex Laws

♠ Posted by kayrozz in Sex Laws,Sex Limitations,Sexual

Sex in some areas has odd limitations. Some lawmakers must have had serious sexual failures. See the most unlikely situations, laugh and make you cross that you do not live there ...

- In Guam forbidden for virgins to marry! This has resulted in a new kind of professions: men whose job it is to be paid by women to make sex with them first.

- Many Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: after one sexual contact with lamb is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.

- In Lebanon, the law allows men to have sex with animals the basic condition of being female.

Sex Laws

♠ Posted by kayrozz in Anda Dan Seks,Sex Laws,Undang-undang Dalam Seksual

Not in any book, but there are in life. And sex is a very important part of it. Some took the time and kept notes. To see what happens when experience speaks ...

1. The more beautiful the woman who loves you, the easier it is to leave without guilt.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you do if you ever offered exploits, because it will never be exactly the same as last time.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. The sex lasts too little, but it has the power to create the greatest problems.

6. The best remedy for sex is more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% of what we are and 50% of what people think about us.

8. Never have sex with someone who works in the same office with us.

9. Sex is like snow: you never know how many cm will fall and how it can last.

10. The virginity is something that can be cured.

11. When the wife learned to understand, her husband usually stops listening to him.

12. Never sleep with someone crazier than you.

13. The characteristics of a man who is attracted to a woman just can not stand those years later.

14. Sex is dirty only if it is done correctly.

15. The best way to keep a man being in your arms.

16. With the lights closed all women are beautiful.

17. Sex is hereditary: If your parents do not, you will not even do it.

18. Before you meet the handsome prince must kiss many frogs.

19. There are few things better than sex and some worse than this. But there is nothing like this.

20. If the effort made to understand the female temperament go to space research, will now Sell hot dogs on the moon.

21. You can not kid a month, leaving 9 women pregnant.

22. Love is the triumph of imagination over the intelligence.

23. It is better to love and be hurt than not love at all.

24. Thou shall not commit adultery. Unless you have an appetite.

25. Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you.

26. Never quarrel with a woman when she is tired - or relaxing.

27. The woman never forgets the man she had in her life - her husband again the woman could not have.

28. Never say no.

29. A man can be happy with any woman, not enough to love him.

30. Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The remaining 8 are completely insignificant.

31. When you smile, people always wonder what you think.

32. Do not start something if you can not finish.

33. There is no difference between a wise man and a stupid man when fall in love.

34. "This will not hurt, I promise!".